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Fay Lovsky 
Ramon
 all wordplay with a cryptic conclusion...
  
Ramon, you're so romantic,
              Ramon, that's not like you 
              Are you Don Juan? No? Cut out those antics! 
              Before long you'll lose your cool, Ramon, this macho man tic 
              Before long I'll be coocoo  
               
              Ramon, remember, december doesn't rhyme with moon 
              I don't know you this way 
              What's more: your roses are closing to keep out your perfume! 
               
              Ramon, you're putting on Navarro 
              You know, it just don't ring true you know it don't ring
              true 
              Are you on - or off the straight and narrow 
              Coocoo Cupid's arrow's not for you 
              Coocoo Cupid's arrow's not for you 
               
              You're giving me everything I wanted 
              But everything's a little bit too much 
              You're gonna find my greed running rampant 
              Oh-oh oh Oh! You'd better stop! 
               
              Ramon, do you remember? 
              Slicked back jet black Presley coup 
              When I first met you, honey you were cool 
              Souped up Coupe de Ville,  what are what are what are you up to? 
              Rock 'n' Roll sympatico,  before long I'll be coocoo 
               
              Let me tell you 'bout the moon 
              The moon is a giant pacman snapper 
              Eating all the stars away 
              Are you gonna find a high
              enough ladder, 
              To steal 'em all down for me?  Hm?
              
  
              Ramon you are outdated, Slicked back jet black Presley coup 
              Ramon you're obsolete - absolutely obsolete 
              Souped up Coupe de Ville,  come on, Ramon, you'd better face it 
              Rock 'n' Roll sympatico,   no-no-nobody's fool enough not to be
              sweet
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